The Nerve of…

The nerve of this site being conceived and created. TheNerveOf.com is a place for rants about almost anything. Enjoy.

The nerve of an Orange County girl to invite me out in her town and take me to meet 2 other guys.
The nerve of her to bring one of them home with her.
The audacious nerve to text me the following weekend and ask what I’m up to.

The nerve of your foot to change direction when drawing the number 6 in the air!

The complete nerve and ignorance of people to drive slow and continuous in the far left passing lane. The worst is when the slow driver refuses to move to a lane that is not for passing. How many accidents are caused by frustrated drivers having to merge to the slower lanes to get around the idiot in the passing lane? As a rule, when you see the cars passing on your right side, its time to get over. The first question on any DMV drivers test should be about the passing lane and when it is properly used. Keep right except to pass!

The nerve of Whole Foods to staff one person at the meat counter on a Friday afternoon.

Have you ever been picked up by a cab late at night?  Of course you have. Most of us have. Let’s face it. With out them, it would be hard for a lot of us drinkers to venture out.

They do us a great service! But I have found lately that there are some cabbies who turn off their meters late night so when you arrive at your destination they ask you; “How much do you think you owe?” Usually  you’re slightly impaired so it’s difficult to determine the amount. You hand over a price that’s most likely “too much.” This I find to be unnerving! Especially when you realize that they not only screwed you; but also the taxi company for which they are employed.

The nerve of how these girls don’t even compare to the girls of previous years. Where are the Melissa Millers, the Elle McPhersons, Gisele Bündchens?

The nerve of someone to make a hilarious Slap Chop video remix of the ShamWow guy, Vince Shlomi, selling the Slap Chop from a late night infomercial.

Also, the nerve of Vince to get arrested for beating up a hooker in Miami.

The nerve of the charlatan to profess to me that his alkaline water cures cancer.